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“You!” the merry gentleman said
as he backed into the mailbox.
“Who were you expecting?” Donner
responded with a “deer in the headlights gaze”.
“Maybe Blitzen, but never in a million…”
“Quiet! Now reach around slowly and
hand me that card.”
“Santa will deliver that. It was an accident.
He didn’t see. He was texting.”

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