>A merry gentleman sat
in the incense of roasted chestnuts.
He opened the local page of the
paper to find the obit about
Larry’s grandmother getting
killed by a reindeer while
putting her Christmas cards
in the mailbox.
He got up to put a sympathy
card in the mail…
Then he heard the jingle bells.


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10 responses to “>Jingle Bells….for FFF”

  1. Tess Kincaid Avatar

    >Me thinks the merry gentleman should drive said card to the post office drop box.

  2. S. Etole Avatar

    >Thanks for the morning chuckle.

  3. S Avatar

    >Ok now that is hilarious.DUCK! I hear the bells!

  4. izzy Avatar

    >That's great! reindeer on a rampage-How many years have they been stuck delivering Christmas ??? I would go on a spree or two, also!

  5. moondustwriter Avatar

    >And there we have a sequelNice 55Have a great weekend – watch out for reindeerMoonie smiles

  6. Mama Zen Avatar

    >Look out!This is hilarious!

  7. G-Man Avatar

    >Jerry…Perfect Seasonal 55 My FriendThis was one of the best ones today.Thanks for playing, thanks for the smile, and have a Kick Ass Week-End…G

  8. Claudia Avatar

    >hope you're not on your way to the mailbox jerry…lol…clever 55

  9. Dulce Avatar

    >:)Greeat one 55

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